太他妈的逗了 So freaking funny

    今天我看了德国马普所的杂志封面,真是太他妈的逗了!马普所是德国最有声望的严肃的研究所之一,他们想做一期中国文化的杂志,然后,他们就在网上随便搞了一个图片。

    Today I came across a Max-Planck Research Center magazine. It was freaking funny. Max-Planck is a prestigious institute. They published a magazine about CN,  and they searched and used a pic on Chinese characters from Internet…

        这里面的中国话“重金礼聘,常驻日场;加K美K主任亲率青春玉女;仪态万千,北方佳丽;身材惹火,住家少妇;风骚迷人,即日登场”。明显就是红灯区的广告啊!结果马普所的德国人估计也不认识中文,就做封面用!哈哈哈哈。

        The Chinese words actually translate to “It is hard to find these bitches: we have sweet teens, cute gorgeous Northern chicks, busty slutty housewives, they will have fun with u today ! Obviously, it looks like a flier for red light districts ! The best part is that the Germans at Max-Planck Research Centre don’t know Chinese, and use this as their magazine cover ! LOL !

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我的MBA同学们 My MBA classmates-Myriam, Doug, Keith & Sharbel

      我们班共计有21名同学,大家来自世界各地,都很友好。

       There are 21 students from all over the world in our MBA class, and everyone is friendly.

1, Myriam Sarai Sánchez(Mexico)

       先给大家介绍一下我们班的美女,米莉娅,她来自墨西哥,那大眼睛长睫毛,看我一眼,我都觉得有点眩晕,真让人羡慕嫉妒恨……她跳舞跳得很好,那叫一个勾魂啊。最让人觉得惊奇的就是,所有说西班牙语的同学都能歌善舞、性格奔放。

       Firstly, let me introduce to u the belle in our class, Myriam, she is from Mexico. Her bright big eyes with long eyelashes are so attractive(I am JEALOUS ! ), when she looks at me, I feel very vertiginous. Additionally, she dances very professionally and charmingly. The strangest thing I observed  is that Spanish speakers are very  much lively and warm.

2,Douglas Baloyi(South Africa)

       我的同学道格拉斯,我总是叫他的昵称Doug,他很风趣,也很可爱。他每天都不吃早饭、不吃中午饭,仅仅吃晚饭,或者连晚饭都不吃,可是还是很强壮结实,你看他的胳膊,就比很多女孩子的腿都粗(当然不能和我的小粗腿比较:P)。他是我认识的第一个黑人。他很聪明,会说12种语言*^_^* 有一天,我问他有没有民族传统服装啊,他说我们的传统服装就是那一小块兽皮遮羞,我要是穿了传统服装,你会不敢看我的……

         My classmate Douglas Baloyi is very funny and cute, and I always call him Doug. Everyday he doesn’t have breakfast & lunch, but he is very big and strong. U C, his arms r thicker than the normal girls legs (don’t compare with mine :P). He is the 1st black person I know. He is so intelligent, and he could speak 12 languages, surprisingly. *^_^* One day, I asked him if he had some traditional costume, he told me ” Actually, we use a small piece of animal skin to cover ourself, but if I wear this kind of traditional clothes, u won’t dare to look at me !

3,Keith Smith(US)

       我们班还有一个美国同学凯斯,如果有白胡子,那就和圣诞老人一样可爱了。他很棒的,居然还会说中文呢。因为他在中国工作过,哈哈哈,在上海工作过,他自报家门的时候,还有人把他的名字写成了Kiss(接吻). 那个人一定很奇怪,怎么搞得,美国人有的叫“Kissinger 基辛格”,有的人叫“Kiss 接吻”?!他只去过北京一天,就去了北京最糜烂最容易一夜情的酒吧—苏茜黄!

       Keith is a likable American Guy. If he has white beard and/or mustache, he will mostly convincly look like Santa Claus !  He can speak some Chinese ^_^ LOL, when he was working in Shanghai, sb. wrote his name “Kiss”. This guy must be curious what the hell American names r ! Sometimes “Kissinger”, sometimes “Kiss”. He only spent 1 days in Peking, but he went to the bar which is commonly known in Peking for its easy access to ONS (One Night Stand)—Susie Wong !

4,Sharbel Nasr(Libanon)

        我的黎巴嫩同学沙贝尔,我们去参加招聘会,他还特意剃胡子了,他说:“如果我不剃胡子,他们会把我当成恐怖分子的。”大家都知道黎巴嫩是国际热点地区啊,天天都能上BBC, CNN……多容易知道家乡的新闻啊,这是好处呀。

         我们班里的同学都很开放,大家在一次聚会时微醺,借着醉意,就画了一个大表格,按照地区把初夜的时间列出来了,分类成12-15岁,16-18岁,19-22岁,等等……沙贝尔看完亚洲同学的结果之后,很高兴得拉住我和泰妹Poy的手说“亚洲人民需要帮助啊……”

         然后大家又列了一个表格,说自己和多少国家的人有过关系,沙贝尔同学更高兴地说:“亚洲人民太需要帮助了……”

           Here is my Lebanese classmate, Sharbel. Today (Nov. 14th, 2008) he shaved because of the recruiting events in Ludwigburg,  and he said “U C, I am the Arabian, if I don’t shave, they will consider me as a terrorist~~~~” It is very easy to get news of his homecountry on CNN & BBC, which is the big advantage to live in Lebanon *^_^*

           One day, after drinking, our classmates discussed about when we had our first time. A guy drew a big table for the people from different region, and u can choose “12-15, 16-18, 19-22 years old, etc.”. Without doubt, Asian Students, Poy and I, r the lattest group in the comparation. With the encouragement from alcohol, Sharbel shouted “Let’s go to Asia ! They need our help !

             After a while, the topic switched to “how many nationalities did u have relationship with?” Without doubt again, Asian were the loser in this competition. Sharbel was really “warm-hearted”, and he shouted excitedly “Asian people really need us ! ” ~~~LOL~~~

 

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近况汇报

        最近一直都没有时间更新博客。

        上周一(20081103)的时候,我忘记带钱包、钥匙就去出门上学了。如果要回宿舍呢,回不去。只能去上学,去上学呢,没有钱和学生公交卡,于是乎,“交通基本靠走”,过了一条河、沿着铁轨走,爬了好多座大山,才到了我们学校……听起来像不像“希望工程”里面的那种大山里面的娃娃?多亏我的同学Doug载我回家,然后我的印度好朋友Viki和Ganu帮我撬开了门。

        事实证明,我是很娇弱的(虽然我长得五大三粗的)……从此就一病不起,从上周二发烧到上周五,现在不发烧了,就是天天咳嗽。

        下周二(20081118)就要考试了,考项目管理(POM),我每天吃了感冒药都昏昏欲睡的,本来看书就犯困,再加上感冒药的效力,我从早到晚都睁不开眼睛啊。

        我的泰国好朋友Poy退出我们的MBA项目了,让我很难过,我的眼泪“啪嗒啪嗒”地落在键盘上。今天放学见到她,天已经黑了,但是也能看她泪光盈盈,我心里好难受。我这个人就是多情,喜聚不喜散,可是,这就是生活啊。

        不过呢,我还是蛮受大家关心和照顾的,很感谢大家。上周五的时候,小静给我煮姜汤,BUAA的师弟乐林给我送饭,霄雄也在失恋中来探望我,小洁也陪我聊天;上周六的晚上,Viki又给我做了spaghetti……简直是太幸福了,这么多人都很关心我。

         下周二就要考试,哈哈,我一说功课很忙,自己吃药弄得很困,Ganu还说邀请我和他们(Ganu & Arun)一起吃饭呢,他们俩做印度饭给我吃,这样就帮我节省时间了。

        我从原来学做印度饭,到印度同学帮我做饭,到彻底吃印度同学……进步很迅猛吧?

        开玩笑了,还是很高兴在这边结交了很多好朋友呢。嗯,最重要的一点就是全广大女性朋友们都记得如果要读书一定要上理工科学校啊……这是真理!物以稀为贵啊。

        不罗嗦了,我要学习啦。

        PS. GG请放心,没有人立志做你的竞争对手……另外,我也很乖^_^

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